Contests

  • Tattoo

    Who has the best tattoo(s) at TestyFest? The winner will be determined by the crowd.
  • Wet T-Shirt

    Two Wet T-Shirt Contests on Friday & Saturday! Click here to watch our YouTube video.
  • Big Balls

    Who has the biggest & best balls at TestyFest? Drop your pants, boys, as our sexy lady judges decide!
  • Ball Eating

    The premier Testy Fest contest! Four minutes to eat as many bull balls as possible!
  • Undie 500

    "Grown" men & women racing tricycle in their underwear (or less)? Yes, it's true at the Undie 500.
  • Miss TestyFest

    Ladies! Here's the "clean" contest you can win on personality & looks - without removing your clothes!
  • Itty Bitty Titty

  • Mr. Fun Buns

  • Nicest Arms

  • Wet Undies

  • Nice Bike